Why you should never visit Udaipur *Sarcastic*
Updated: Feb 14, 2019
If you’re thinking about coming to Udaipur while in India, forget it. This city has nothing to offer you except a whole set of regrets. No, seriously, don’t come here, no matter what your friends told you or what the websites propose, you won’t like it here. For sure it won't fascinate you.
The lakes are such a disappointment
And the views are absolutely ridiculous
There is nothing fancy in here.
Five star hotels in the middle of the lake? Who needs them?
No interesting monuments to be seen
Five centuries old City Palace is such a disappointment
There is nothing interesting to do here as well, seriously
The festivals are boring. You won't like it
The handicraft is poor and the markets are empty. Going there is just a waste of time and money
Don't even try the local food, it's tasteless
Local rooftops are just overrated
You think Udaipur has a cultural heritage? You were wrong
If you are bored of Udaipur, which would happen faster then you expect, there is nothing to see nearby
Seriously why would anyone even bother visiting Udaipur?